Still, the main thing about coming out is that it's probably best to ACTUALLY DO IT. Honorable mentions: Bears, brunch, Broadway, Butt Magazine, Billy Eichner,'bisexuals,' bisexuals, Bret Easton Ellis, bigots. No matter where you go, you're gonna be hearing the same remix of 'We Found Love' four times in an hour. You'd think that there'd be a gay bar out there that would cater to you, what with all the bear bars, the daddy bars, the punk gay bars, the sissy-bounce gay bars, the Mexican cowboy gay bars, the square-dancing gay bars, and the gay bars for people with ginger hair fetishes (these are all real gay bars I've been to, BTW). But if you want to have sex even a little bit, you're going to have to take part in it eventually. But in this case, that 'rabbit' is 'poop.'īeing So Bored in Gay Clubs That You Just Watch the Video Wall All Night Sure, it's gonna hurt the first few times, but fuck it, get your boy to stick it in your lil' bum and cum, cum, and cum again! It's great! One warning though, if you go down the rabbit hole enough times, eventually you're going to find a rabbit. If any of that 15 percent are reading this, YOU SHOULD TRY IT! Until you've had your bell rung from the inside, you haven't rung your bell at all. Apparently 15 percent of gay guys don't ever do anal sex.
